Me & the girl making Monkey Bread:
I was pinching off pieces of bread getting it ready for her to roll & cover in cinnamon sugar. I look out of the corner of my eye & see her put her finger in her nose.
Me: "go wash your hands, please"
Girl: "why do you want me to wash my hands?"
Me: "because you have a booger on your hand & we don't want boogers in the monkey bread"
She obediently climbs down & heads for the bathroom...
Girl: "why you not want boogers in the monkey bread?"
So much she has to learn.....